Joke

Late one night, a Kings fan and a Ducks fan collide head on while driving accross a bridge. Fortunately, both are un hurt, but their cars are pretty banged up.

"This is a sign," says the Kings fan, "that we should put away our differences and live as friends instead of rivals."

"You're right," says the Ducks fan. He pops open the trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. "Let's toast to our newfound friendship."

The Kings fan takes a big swig and hands back the bottle. "Your turn."

"Nah," says the Ducks fan, tossing the bottle into the river. "I think I'll just wait for the police to show up."

Tonight we play the Colorado Avalanche.