Sunday Seven

Sunday Seven Funny Movie Quotes:

(1) Steve Martin in Bilko:

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.



(2) Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective:

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.



(3) Leslie Nielsen in Airplane!:

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.



(4) Aaron Ruell in Napoleon Dynamite:

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.



(5) Ellen DeGeneres in Finding Nemo:

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.



(6) Groucho Marx in Duck Soup:

You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.



(7) Mike Myers in Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery:

That was a pre-emptive “sh!” Now, I have a whole bag of “sh!” with your name on it!