Duck, Duck, Book

A boy came running up to his mother in the backyard. "Mama, Mama, there is someone at the door with a bill!" "Don't worry dear," she said, "it's probably just a duck."

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Cheesey, yes. But I heard that joke ages ago and it has never left me. I can still be sitting by myself, think of it, and say, "Hehe...duck..."

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Ever since then, I noticed jokes with ducks in them are just funnier! Why? Because they usually just go for the funny value of the duck and make very little sense otherwise.

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For years, I cannot get the idea out of my mind that I have always wanted to write a Duck Joke Book. A small one, clean jokes, with illustrations. I still think of it to this day, but I have a hard time building a good duck joke bank to pick from.

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So if you know any, send them to me, and if I use it, I promise to thank you in my book!

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